Red Saturday (rɛd sætər-deɪ): The Saturday after Black Friday, usually spent nursing shopping injuries. Judy spent Red Saturday soaking the sprained ankle she got at Target, from tripping over a three year old while racing for some $19.99 cashmere sweaters, in some leftover turkey gravy.
Media boner (midiə boʊnər): A condition in which the media is especially dazzled by the inherent drama of a given news story. Wow, people really have a giant media boner for this whole Petraeus scandal. I haven’t seen this much coverage of one story since the Casey Anthony trial.
Chamblissed (tʃæmblɪst): To be the victim of a friend going back on a pact made years or even decades earlier in your friendship. Often the result of a major change in circumstances. Man, I totally got chamblissed. We made a pact at ten years old that we would never get married because chicks have cooties and here he is, engaged at the mere age of 30. Origin: From the feud between Senator Saxby Chambliss (R-GA) and Grover Norquist, after Chambliss reneged on Norquist’s anti-tax Taxpayer Protection Pledge.
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