Monday, November 26th, 2012
Red Saturday (rɛd sætər-deɪ): The Saturday after Black Friday, usually spent nursing shopping injuries. Judy spent Red Saturday soaking the sprained ankle she got at Target, from tripping over a three year old while racing for some $19.99 cashmere sweaters, in some leftover turkey gravy. Media boner (midiə boʊnər): A condition in which the media is
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