P30RDD (pi ɵɜr ti ɑr di di): Stands for Post 30 Rock Depression Disorder, a disorder characterized by depression following this week’s series finale of 30 Rock. “I just don’t even see the point of getting out of bed on Thursday mornings if I’m not going to be able to decompress with Liz Lemon’s shenanigans later tonight.” “It’s going to be okay, you’re just suffering from P30RDD.”
Subemployment (sʌbɛmˈplɔɪ mənt): Employment that you believe is beneath you. He offered me the assistant position, but that’s so insulting. I graduated in the top 10% of my class at Vassar. Being an assistant is total subemployment.
Super Bowl Diet Training (su pər boʊl daɪ ɪt treɪ nɪŋ): A diet, rich in fats, fried foods, salt and beer, undertaken several weeks before the Super Bowl to be enable the dieter to enjoy Super Bowl snack foods without experience digestive problems. Dude, this is Super Bowl Diet Training. It’s not easy. You have to power through the indigestion and eat more wings. JUST DO IT.
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