THE GABBLER

William Shubb

Wednesday, December 5th, 2012

Fattorney, NYPostal, Shubby

  Fattorney (fəˈtɜr ni): a fake attorney, specifically a Facebook user who  attempts to renegotiate the terms of their user contract by pasting legal jargon about copyrights in their status updates. These updates have no legal basis, but are said to make the fattorney feel better about his or her Instagram photo copyrights. Facebook’s not going to