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Twinkies

Monday, June 24th, 2013

Twinkly

TWINKLY: (twɪŋkli) A feeling of sheer delight; pure, unadulterated happiness. Origin: The reaction of Americans in response to learning that their favorite pre-packaged sugary treats, Twinkies, will return on July 15, 2013. “You seem so happy!” “I am! Between my promotion, the return of Ho-Ho’s, and my new boyfriend, I’m pretty much twinkly these days!”

Wednesday, November 21st, 2012

Hostess's Cease in Production Leaves CO Stoners in Mass Panic, Outrage

As Hostess continues to negotiate with its Bakers Union, production of its famous baked goods remains at a standstill, and many Americans have entered crisis mode. With its prices skyrocketing and grocery stores, markets, and corner marts...