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Tuesday, June 19th, 2012

Doting-Divorced-and-Guilty-First-World-Upper-Class-Father Problems, Gleetastic, Sand Crotch

Doting-divorced-and-guilty-white-first-world-upper-class-father problems (doʊtɪɳ dɪ’vɔrsd ǣnd gɪlti waɪt fɜrst wɜrld ʌpər klɑs fɑɵər prɒbləms): Problems related to being an overindulgent father. Especially afflicts divorced fathers. Daughter said “da-da” for the first time and smiled. Put my entire life savings into a Porsche fund for when she turns 17. Doting-divorced-and-guilty-white-first-world-upper-class-father problems. Synonym: DDAGWFWUCF problems. Related: First world problems,