Friday, May 23rd, 2014
Beachriotism: The practice of honoring American’s fallen veterans by day drinking and tanning at the beach. “Dude, be more respectful, grab an ice cold Coors, and get your ass on the sand. Show some beachriatism. People died so you would have a right to a good base coat.”
Wednesday, July 4th, 2012
The following letter was received by the White House today via special courier. It was addressed to “Lady Liberty” and was found inside a birthday card with a crisp ten dollar bill. There was no return address,...
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