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Tuesday, April 17th, 2012

Sick of Being Treated Like Pink Slime, McDonald's Files Sexual Harassment Charges

After a long and draining few months filled with “intense therapy sessions and WAY too many McFlurries,” McDonald’s has finally come forward and filed sexual harassment charges against Burger King. The corporation has attributed much of its gratitude to Mitt Romney’s tireless advocacy for the rights of corporations: “It was so ingrained in my mind