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Tuesday, June 12th, 2012

New Diet Pill Eats Away Fat, Insecurities, Limbs

The following is an excerpt from an elaborate advertising campaign for the new diet pill EatAway, which was recently pulled from shelves by the FDA after several users were admitted to the hospital with an antibiotic resistant strain of flesh eating bacteria. In at least one reported case, the patient has entered a coma from