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Wednesday, May 1st, 2013

How Not to Order a Shitty Drink So People Know You’re Not 19 Anymore

 The following is an excerpt from a forthcoming memoir entitled I’m Your Waitress and You’re an Idiot, written by Marie Mills, who worked as a waitress in several high-end restaurants and bars to put herself through college, graduate school, and law school. You douche-bags may be too busy shoving free bread down your throat to realize