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Dick-fil-a

Friday, August 31st, 2012

Dick-fil-a, Invisible Obama, Lohan No-Hands

  Dick-fil-a (dɪk fɪl eɪ): an adjective describing a person who justifies being a total asshole by claiming he or she is engaging in a form of activism. “So I went up to the girl at the counter and I yelled, ‘Fuck no, I don’t want any fucking homophobic curly fries, you intolerant asshole’ and