THE GABBLER

cover letters

Monday, July 23rd, 2012

To Whom It May Concern, Fuck You and Please Employ Me

The following cover letter was sent to a corporation that wishes to remain anonymous. The letter was from a young college graduate who had previously applied for the position of Office Manager/Executive Assistant to the CEO. As the applicant did not possess the necessary qualifications (namely, four to five years’ experience in banking and an