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Tuesday, April 3rd, 2012

Lesbrah, Toe Yoga, Butt Fear

Lesbrah: (ˈlɛz brɑ) A man (typically wearing salmon-colored pants, a popped collared shirt, and sunglasses indoors) that spends a great deal of his time following lesbian couples around bars, believing that after consuming alcohol, they will realize that they want to include him in their sexual experiences. “Dude, cut this lesbrah bullshit or we’re calling