Monday, May 20th, 2013
“Have you heard about that new drug-resistant strain of gonorrhea?” “Oh, you’re from Texas? I have this thing for cowboys. But only because of some pretty intense erotica I’ve been reading lately.” “Hast thou not heard, my fair gentleman, that today marketh Talk Like Shakespeare Day?” “I love your eyes. The gold flecks make them
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