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Thursday, June 7th, 2012

Even the Veep is Creeped Out: Biden Calls 911 Over Zombie Sighting

Early this week, The Gabbler intercepted a 9-1-1 call from Vice President Joe Biden, which has been transcribed below. In the 7:00 AM call, Biden appears panicked and scared about an altercation with a zombie – until of course, he realizes that the zombie is actually House Minority Leader, Nancy Pelosi, without any makeup on.