Wednesday, November 14th, 2012
Facebook Us (ˈfeɪsˌbʊk ʌs): A term that creepy couples who no longer have individual personalities use to direct new acquaintances to their newly-erected shared Facebook page. Note: This phrase is typically spoken in unison by said couple. It was such a pleasure meeting you, Kathy! Facebook us! Petraenize (pɛt reɪ en aɪz): To give a bullshit