Wednesday, March 6th, 2013
Higgs Bosom (hɪgs ˈbʊzəm): The secret, invisible force field that causes eyes to be drawn to women’s breasts. Origin: A Higgs boson that collided with Hugh Hefner millions of lightyears ago. “I know she’s your mom and it’s weird, but the Higgs Bosom’s power is too strong! I can’t stop looking at her tits!” KimRod (kɪm rɒd):
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