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Thursday, January 23rd, 2014

Mastering the Master Cleanse: a Cautionary Tale

Some  of the most popular New Year’s resolutions are to lose weight, eat healthy, and detox from the overindulgence of the holiday season. Luckily for us, there’s a simple template we can all follow to easily achieve these goals in just ten days: the Master Cleanse! This program replaces all of that fatty, gross, actual

Monday, July 23rd, 2012

To Whom It May Concern, Fuck You and Please Employ Me

The following cover letter was sent to a corporation that wishes to remain anonymous. The letter was from a young college graduate who had previously applied for the position of Office Manager/Executive Assistant to the CEO. As...