Documents acquired, hacked, and forged.
Wednesday, February 5th, 2014
This Sunday we lost the renowned film and stage actor Philip Seymour Hoffman to what appears to be a drug overdose. Originally, I wanted to write a humor piece on this great loss, hoping that I could use humor to somehow assign meaning to a tragedy so senseless. But with every word I felt like
Wednesday, January 29th, 2014
Lately, major department stores like Target and Neiman Marcus have been victims of massive data breaches that leave their customers vulnerable to identity theft. Identity theft is clearly a huge problem in modern life, with 15 million...
Monday, December 30th, 2013
The following news bulletin was posted on the website for the group First Amendmenters for Free Speech and Justice (FAFSJ), an organization devoted to the protection of free speech. This group was formed in response to the...
Tuesday, December 10th, 2013
This Christmas seasons, millions of adorable couples will express their love through thoughtful, romantic gifts. Unfortunately, though, some will fail miserably. As an example, The Gabbler presents to you the following email, forwarded to us by a girl...
Friday, November 15th, 2013
We’re only two weeks away from Black Friday, a holiday that celebrates American consumerism by convincing people to ditch their family’s Thanksgiving dinners in favor of saving money on HDTVs, iPhones, and designer clothes. While there have...
Monday, November 4th, 2013
The following pamphlet, written by the award-winning team that brought you “Chlamydia Is NOT a Flower,” was commissioned by a group of progressive think tanks. In an attempt to do some damage control for President Obama’s spiraling...
Monday, October 21st, 2013
A What’s Your Number Story of Heartbreak The following diary entry details the tragic broken engagement of a young couple, Tom and Holly. They had been madly in love until Holly dared to ask the one question...
Monday, October 14th, 2013
Today, many un-furloughed Americans find themselves with a day off of work, thanks to Columbus Day, which celebrates the 521st anniversary of Columbus’s first encounter with the Americas. On October 12, 1492, at around two in the morning,...
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