Red Out: (rɛd aʊt) The act of denial that comes after a particularly embarrassing night out, typically when alcohol is involved, whereupon a person refuses to admit to themselves and others that they remember the night’s events. “Dude, you totally cried when that girl rejected you last night. I still can’t believe you pissed on her jacket, either.” “What?! I definitely did neither of those things.” “Don’t red out on me. You know you remember.”
(Also see: black out, brown out, white out)

Grandmafucker: (græn,mɑ fʌkər) 1. Someone who is even more vile, awful, wretched, and/or douchier than a motherfucker. My boss fired me 20 minutes after wishing me ‘Happy Birthday.’ Then, he actually had the audacity to ask me for my ex-girlfriend’s phone number! What a … grandmafucker!  2. Someone who fucks grandmas. “She was a young 65!” “You’re still a grandmafucker.”