Meatball Syndrome (mit,bɔl sɪndrəm): A genetic disease in which a child inherits the round, meatball-like shape of his or her mother. Uh-oh, it looks like Snooki’s baby suffers from Meatball Syndrome.

Veepeedubs (vipidʌbs): Used to refer to a man exhibiting the sexually desirable masculine attributes generally found in vampires or werewolves. My man ordered a t-bone steak extra rare at dinner tonight because he’s such a veepeedubs. (Origin: formed from the pronunciation of the beginning “v” and middle “p” of the word “vampire,” combined with the initial sound of the “w” at the beginning of “werewolf.”)