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		<title>Ebola in the News Room</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 29 Oct 2014 14:00:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Dan Nott]]></dc:creator>
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		<title>The Gabbler Presents: Our Rejected Buzzfeed Submissions</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 02 Sep 2013 21:52:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Lisa]]></dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Buzzfeed.com is the king of timely content that is presented almost exclusively in the form of lists that feature lots of oh-so-silly memes and .gifs, but when we at The Gabbler attempted to submit a few pretty crazy lists of our own, they were surprisingly rejected. So we’re posting them here now: 9 Atrocities That [&#8230;]]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><em>Buzzfeed.com is the king of timely content that is presented almost exclusively in the form of lists that feature lots of oh-so-silly memes and .gifs, but when we at </em>The Gabbler<em> attempted to submit a few pretty crazy lists of our own, they were surprisingly rejected. So we’re posting them here now:</em></p>
<p>9 Atrocities That Were Happening Around The World While We Freaked Out About Miley Cyrus</p>
<p>10 Reasons To Intervene In Syria, And 10 More Not To</p>
<p>16 Reasons Student Loans Will Lead To Violent Revolution</p>
<p>25 Ways That The Government Is Watching Your Every Move</p>
<p>11 New Legislations That Seek To Further Revoke The Rights Of Women Across The US</p>
<p>37 Places Around The World With Active Ecological Disasters</p>
<p>6 Reasons Why Chemical Weapons Are Pretty Much The Most Horrible Thing Ever</p>
<p>2,054 Species Of Animals That Are Near Extinction (Cute GIFs Included)</p>
<p>17 Reasons Why The US Is In So Much Debt</p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
<p><i>We understand completely, though! We’re not sore losers. Buzzfeed really should prioritize the lists its editors view as most important, such as these recent posts: </i></p>
<p><a href="http://www.buzzfeed.com/angelamv/13-iconic-90s-cartoon-character-outfits-recreated">13 Iconic ‘90’s Cartoon Character Outfits Recreated</a></p>
<p><a href="http://www.buzzfeed.com/lilis2/51-reasons-to-crave-a-mint-themed-wedding">51 Reasons to Crave a Mint-Themed Wedding</a></p>
<p><a href="http://www.buzzfeed.com/mattortile/magical-rounds-of-harry-potter-fuck-marry-kill">14 Magical Rounds of Harry Potter “F#@k, Marry, Kill”</a></p>
<p><a href="http://www.yourtango.com/2013191920/11-celebs-you-didn-t-know-were-married">11 Celebs You Didn’t Know Were Married Before</a></p>
<p><a href="http://www.buzzfeed.com/bml/17-ways-to-maximize-the-awesomeness-of-your-tailgate">The 17 DOS And DONTS of Awesome Tailgating</a></p>
<p><a href="http://www.buzzfeed.com/whitneyjefferson/the-31-most-iconic-eye-rolls-of-all-time">The 32 Most Iconic Eyerolls of All Time</a></p>
<p><a href="http://www.buzzfeed.com/lilyhiottmillis/the-10-most-hated-lesbian-and-bi-characters">The 10 Most Hated Lesbian and Bi Characters</a></p>
<p><a href="http://www.buzzfeed.com/mvp84/26-hungry-animals-who-skipped-lunch-93le">24 Hungry Animals Who Skipped Lunch</a></p>
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