Fashtag Losing (fæʃˌtæg): used to identify a keyword describing another’s poor or inappropriate fashion choices. Did you see that like 65-year-old in a leopard print mini dress at the wedding last night? Fashtag losing. Related: Hashtag winning

Mario Card (mär-ē-ō ˈkärd): 1. A credit card with no spending limit. Origin: From Mario Draghi, the Italian president of the European Central Bank, whose 2012 bond plan sought to bail out the European debt crisis. “You spent how much on those pants? Unless your Mario Card application finally got approved, you need a bitch slap of reality, man. And I’m happy to oblige.”  2. A a speeding ticket. “What appears to be the problem, officer?” “What’s the problem? I’ll tell you what the problem is. You’re going fucking 85 in a 30. Good luck getting out of this Mario Card, douchebag.”

Navy Squeal (ˈnā-vē skwēl): A person who tells secrets about things they’re not supposed to, especially when a book deal is involved. Origin: I’d tell you, but that’s classified information. “I can’t believe you Navy Squealed on me! I stole one tiny cookie from Joan’s desk! ”