THE GABBLER » Higgs boson https://thegabbler.com Just Goosing Around Mon, 01 Feb 2016 21:40:33 +0000 en-US hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=4.0.1 Higgs Bosom, KimRod, Stewsick https://thegabbler.com/whereupon-webster-defined/2013/03/06/higgs-bosom-kimrod-stewsick/ https://thegabbler.com/whereupon-webster-defined/2013/03/06/higgs-bosom-kimrod-stewsick/#comments Wed, 06 Mar 2013 14:49:02 +0000 http://thegabbler.com/?p=1542

Higgs Bosom (hɪgs ˈbʊzəm): The secret, invisible force field that causes eyes to be drawn to women’s breasts. Origin: A Higgs boson that collided with Hugh Hefner millions of lightyears ago. “I know she’s your mom and it’s weird, but the Higgs Bosom’s power is too strong! I can’t stop looking at her tits!”

KimRod (kɪm rɒd): A nickname for everyone’s new favorite couple: Dennis Rodman and Kim Jong-un. “Have you heard the latest about KimRod? They were totally spotted together at a nuclear test site in North Korea last week.”

Stewsick (stu sɪk): Acutely longing for Jon Stewart. Origin: Stewart’s recent decision to take a 12-week hiatus from the Daily Show to direct a film. “I can’t eat. I can’t sleep. I can’t even watch Colbert! I’m just so fucking Stewsick.“
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