‘Mericanismo (mɛrɪkənɪzmoʊ):  An extreme form of nationalism and pride in America that typically reaches a peak around July 4th each year, resulting in a person’s need to assert how American they are. “How was your day?” “Great! I ate apple pie, played baseball, and got an eagle tattoo while I read the Bible. You know, the usual.” “Oh, cut your ‘Mericanismo crap. You drive a fucking Toyota, dude.”
Antonyms: ‘Mericantismo, Communist, Liberal

Politiffing (pɒlɪtɪfɪŋ):  A form of extreme political debate which ends only when a candidate makes his or her opponent go deaf from yelling as loudly as possible over the other about his or her own views and opinions. If politiffing made it into this years Olympics, Newt Gingrich would be a serious contender for the gold medal.