THE GABBLER » babies https://thegabbler.com Just Goosing Around Mon, 01 Feb 2016 21:40:33 +0000 en-US hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=4.0.1 99 Problems But a Binkie Ain’t One: New Tweets Reveal Day-to-Day Lives of Famous Babies https://thegabbler.com/the-broken-seal/2013/09/10/99-problems-but-a-binkie-aint-one-new-tweets-reveal-day-to-day-lives-of-famous-babies/ https://thegabbler.com/the-broken-seal/2013/09/10/99-problems-but-a-binkie-aint-one-new-tweets-reveal-day-to-day-lives-of-famous-babies/#comments Tue, 10 Sep 2013 19:28:43 +0000 http://thegabbler.com/?p=2507 When New York Magazine reported that celebrities and “media elite” are creating Twitter usernames for their babies, we couldn’t believe it. But indeed, many celebrities and other high-profile Twitter users are not only reserving spots for their newborns at Harvard – they’ve also set up their Twitter accounts, too. Here are some of our favorite privileged babies on their day-to-day trials and tribulations:

Wanted organic mashed banana, apple and quinoa snack. Got organic mashed parsnips, carrots and kale. #babyproblems #dontpanicitsorganic

Peed through my diaper onto my Gucci Houndstooth Wool Bermuda Shorts. #babyproblems

iPod speakers in stroller broke. Now I’ll never find out what happened to the itsy, bitsy spider. #babyproblems 

Ran out of jean diapers. Had to wear Huggies. #babyproblems #spoiledandIknowit

Auntie gave me juice made with high fructose corn syrup. Room is spinning. #babyproblems #twerking

Mommy hid iPad with Elmo game on it. Stuck building blocks like a peasant. #babyproblems 

Daddy fired my nanny for not teaching me enough Mandarin. #babyproblems #YOLO

Grandma keeps buying me pink clothes and toys. Not ready to gender identify yet. #babyproblems #rainbowlove

 

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