THE GABBLER

June 2nd, 2015
SUMMER IS COMING

SUMMER IS COMING: A warning phrase whispered by women and gay men everywhere as spring flowers start to blossom and temperatures begin to rise, meaning only one thing: bikini season is drawing nigh. “This warm sun feels so lovely on my face and I love that the days are getting long– WAIT, wait just a minute, this can only mean one terrible thing…SUMMER IS COMING.”

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