THE GABBLER

summer

Monday, August 17th, 2015

Antisuncial

Anti-suncial: Avoiding social activities because your pale or sunburnt skin can’t bear being outdoors. Sorry I can’t make it to the beach tomorrow, guys, I’ve just been really anti-suncial after the terrible burn I got today.

Tuesday, June 2nd, 2015

SUMMER IS COMING

SUMMER IS COMING: A warning phrase whispered by women and gay men everywhere as spring flowers start to blossom and temperatures begin to rise, meaning only one thing: bikini season is drawing nigh. “This warm sun feels so...