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Wednesday, September 19th, 2012

Forty-seven, Coca Coûteux, MRLCFA

Forty-seven (fɔrti’sɛvən pərˈsɛnt): An extremely lazy person; specifically one who buys potato chips and cigarettes with welfare checks. “But I don’t feel like doing the dishes, Mom.” “Don’t be such a forty-seven. I made dinner, you do the damn dishes!” “Ugh, you’re so un-American, Mom.” Coca Coûteux (koʊkə ku’tø): Due to recent taxations, this luxury,