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Monday, April 30th, 2012

Huntsman Recants Earlier Comments Comparing the GOP to Chinese Communist Party

Former GOP candidate Jon Huntsman released a video today from an undisclosed location, taking back comments he made to a reporter during an appearance at Manhattan’s 92nd Street Y in which he compared the current GOP party to China’s Communist Party. Although Huntsman had already claimed that these comments were taken out of context, the

Thursday, April 19th, 2012

Hilary Rosen, Ann Romney Compete in the First Annual Mom Triathlon

This weekend Hilary Rosen and Ann Romney, along with a dozen other women, competed in the first annual Mom Triathlon held in New York City and sponsored by Mom Blog Magazine, a major mom blogging industry publication....

Thursday, April 19th, 2012

FBI Launches Investigation into New Terrorist Activities

Today, in a press conference held at FBI headquarters, FBI director Robert Mueller announced that the FBI is launching a large-scale investigation into the April 19th series of bird strikes, which affected three separate planes, including one...

Thursday, April 19th, 2012

Romney Announces VP Pick

This morning at a press conference held on the courthouse steps of Holland, Ohio, Romney announced that he has selected Samuel “Joe the Plumber” Wurzelbacher as his vice-presidential running mate. The move came as a shock to...

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